The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.

Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.

by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

Benjamin Johnson

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

by X.2 August 28, 2019

Andrew Johnson

a very funny and beloved person and hes a jokster

Andrew Johnson is cool

by Jri_zzzz March 5, 2022

cassidy johnson

Cassidy Johnson is a beautiful person. This person is born in the month of may and catches the eye of many males due to this persona natural occurring beauty. While this person is granted a life with natural beauty many men look for, this person is also cursed. The curse this person is bornil with comes from believing they are not beautiful,which cause this person to become insecure about their body. While this person attracts the eyes of many, this person may also be the best of friends, and comes in a package of great humor and personality. This person also get their heart broken due to their rush into relationships when young at age, now while they have bad relationships, this person will find the person they love, into which this person create a great family with while they still has a wonderful long lasting friends ship with others.

I have a friend cassidy Johnson and I wish for this to be approved for her, if not I'll try once again later in life.

by Its Mr.Caje December 2, 2016

Jayden Johnson

Jayden Johnson is the best person you'll ever meet. He is kind, caring, fine as hell, and is the most loyal and trustworthy person. He's a great person to hang out with, he'll make you smile and laugh, and will never stop loving YOU. He's the most loyal person you will ever meet, so stick with him, and never let him go. Jayden will never let you down. You'll feel so warm and nice inside when you talk to Jayden, and his voice is like music to your ears. Every time you hear it it makes you get butterflies. His brown eyes are beautiful, which makes you get lost in them every time you look at them. He's the nicest and most understanding person you'll ever meet. If you get luck enough to date a Jayden Johnson, never let him go, and stay with him forever because every moment with him counts.

Person 1: Oh my jeez! you must really love Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!

by YASqueen2009 September 20, 2021

shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008