Jew Rope

Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter
Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!
by Joe Ressnick October 7, 2008
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Wicked Jew

A Jew that will do whatever it takes to make money or not to lose money, even if it involves hurting people.
That Wicked Jew boss of mine fired me before I was fully vested, so i didn't get my full pension, I deserve.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
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jew bank

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1. a group or flock of jews (n)
duddddeeeeee I just saw a HUGE jew bank killing yeezus
by jewwhisperer September 10, 2014
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Jew Snort

When you or a Jewish friend of yours snorts out of greed due to an over excessive amount of happiness
James playing a video game, a rare red box appears when defeating a monster, James stops mid conversation when talking to his best friend Lea, begins to jew snort like a madman as his character runs over to grab the red rare item.

When a friend throws lose change or rolls it on the ground, James breaks out in a wild jew snort as he chases it.
by James Fuji December 28, 2009
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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ, and for his cotrol of Media, and for covering up crimes. Like the fact they are criminal elements.
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, and shifty orthopoxed jew
by antij March 8, 2005
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jew for jesus

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.
That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.
by jim d April 12, 2007
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jew muffin

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.
by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 18, 2007
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