In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.
by VicEnkidu May 18, 2014
Get the jersey roll mug.Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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v./n. To pleasure a girl with a frozen bait, while in the mean time she is pleasuring your penis with her mouth.
by Shmather69 June 19, 2011
Get the Jersey Tackle mug.A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
by heatherhez March 9, 2012
Get the Jersey-walk mug.When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
by Iactuallylikejerseygirls August 29, 2013
Get the Jersey Hot mug.A redneck from new jersey. primarily found in the south jersey and even more prevalent below Rt 322 (aka the Mason-Dixon Line if it ran thru NJ). Considered to be a rare breed of rednecks that is quite distinctive from other rednecks being that they act like rednecks with their own dialect and form of social activities.
You might be a Jerseyneck if you have a big truck and always say your from South Jersey (segregating from North Joisey I mean North Jersey and the Jersey Shore).
by rebellious90 November 15, 2013
Get the Jerseyneck mug.Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
by Johnoooooooo February 1, 2014
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