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Punk Jerk

A young kid or someone that could still be considered a punk ass kid who is rude, disrespectful or just generally unpleasant. Often abbreviated as being a "PJ". Those who earn the title as a punk jerk are often times angered by the phrase and will protest its usage. Due to the nature of the term it is considered safe enough to use in a public setting without sounding overly harsh but still being able to convey the message of annoyance towards one's attitude or demeanor. People who answer sarcastically when asked questions or never give you a straight answer are punk jerks.

Can also be used to describe someone who can be considered mature but often acts like someone who is much younger.
Friend 1: Did you drive my car last and not put any gas in it?
Friend 2: Idk
Friend 1: Why didn't you refill the tank?
Friend 2: Not my car, not my responsibility.
Friend 1: Don't be a punk jerk
Friend 2: DON'T CALL ME A PJ!

or

Friend 1: Play it cool around that girl, I want to ask her out.
Friend 2: Ayo bitch dis nig wants you
Friend 1: Stop being such a PJ, you're like 40
Friend 2: My parents never really loved me that's all.
Friend 1: Stop with the bullshit sarcasm and act your age punk jerk.
by Fatty McSwagfag January 11, 2014
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Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
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Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.
Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.
by Imsorad February 6, 2021
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Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.
by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007
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Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.
Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.
by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022
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pussy jerking

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick
by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017
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Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.
You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD
by The Ginge -_- April 26, 2014
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