Punk Jerk

A young kid or someone that could still be considered a punk ass kid who is rude, disrespectful or just generally unpleasant. Often abbreviated as being a "PJ". Those who earn the title as a punk jerk are often times angered by the phrase and will protest its usage. Due to the nature of the term it is considered safe enough to use in a public setting without sounding overly harsh but still being able to convey the message of annoyance towards one's attitude or demeanor. People who answer sarcastically when asked questions or never give you a straight answer are punk jerks.

Can also be used to describe someone who can be considered mature but often acts like someone who is much younger.

Friend 1: Did you drive my car last and not put any gas in it?
Friend 2: Idk
Friend 1: Why didn't you refill the tank?
Friend 2: Not my car, not my responsibility.
Friend 1: Don't be a punk jerk
Friend 2: DON'T CALL ME A PJ!

or

Friend 1: Play it cool around that girl, I want to ask her out.
Friend 2: Ayo bitch dis nig wants you
Friend 1: Stop being such a PJ, you're like 40
Friend 2: My parents never really loved me that's all.
Friend 1: Stop with the bullshit sarcasm and act your age punk jerk.

by Fatty McSwagfag January 11, 2014

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022

pussy jerking

A male with no dick "jerking off"

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick

by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017

circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time

*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."

by hippiemoe May 8, 2017

Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.

Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.

by Imsorad February 6, 2021

Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.

You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.

by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007

chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.

That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.

by Cocksssss November 9, 2014