Jacob

Jacob is a guy who's shy at first until you get to know him. He'll tell you he has a crush on you after guessing 5 million times and deny everything his friends said he said about you. Later on you tell him you don't like him that like that and you guys become friends. Soon enough you start talking about random things. Later on your friend will email him saying they like him and he will say the same. You ask if he lied and he'll say it's no big deal. You tell him to apologize to your friend after having a big argument about it. He'll change the topic to something happening outside of the topic and you argue again. Then you will make him apologize but he does it with more lies. You ask him to do so again but this time without lies and he accuses you of guilt tripping him into liking your friend! (Like who tf does that?!?) Soon enough your no longer friends because he did it all for reputation.

Jerry: Yo is that Jacob
Garry: Ya, he's only friends with people for his own reputation

by Hila Hola December 14, 2018

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plays video games and loves those kahoot nicknames

Teacher: Who is Gabe Itches?
Jacob:😏😏

by somebody333 October 30, 2019

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Jacob Winnable

This is when Jacob carries the boys on Pokémon Unite with his epic gaming skills.

Jacob: Turns around a fight
Also Jacob: "WINNABLE"
Everyone: "It's Jacob Winnable"

by BlurpleCat October 2, 2021

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Jacob

A dumb mother Fucker who has a temper as big as his dick

i hate you jacob

by sharp_bish November 29, 2021

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Jacob Gay

Jacob Gay would be the first man to tend a shoulder if you really needed one that day. Jacob Gay is a man that would give the shirt off his back for another. Jacob Gay is amazing in every other way possible and you can't have him! But if you could he would be great! But he's mine😋. He is Jacob Gay. He's amazing.

If you knew Jacob Gay you would be named Andrew .

by You're One and Only February 11, 2019

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