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Punk Jerk

A young kid or someone that could still be considered a punk ass kid who is rude, disrespectful or just generally unpleasant. Often abbreviated as being a "PJ". Those who earn the title as a punk jerk are often times angered by the phrase and will protest its usage. Due to the nature of the term it is considered safe enough to use in a public setting without sounding overly harsh but still being able to convey the message of annoyance towards one's attitude or demeanor. People who answer sarcastically when asked questions or never give you a straight answer are punk jerks.

Can also be used to describe someone who can be considered mature but often acts like someone who is much younger.
Friend 1: Did you drive my car last and not put any gas in it?
Friend 2: Idk
Friend 1: Why didn't you refill the tank?
Friend 2: Not my car, not my responsibility.
Friend 1: Don't be a punk jerk
Friend 2: DON'T CALL ME A PJ!

or

Friend 1: Play it cool around that girl, I want to ask her out.
Friend 2: Ayo bitch dis nig wants you
Friend 1: Stop being such a PJ, you're like 40
Friend 2: My parents never really loved me that's all.
Friend 1: Stop with the bullshit sarcasm and act your age punk jerk.
by Fatty McSwagfag January 11, 2014
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Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.
You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD
by The Ginge -_- April 26, 2014
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chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.
That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.
by Cocksssss November 9, 2014
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Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
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e-jerking

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.
by JohnDors December 21, 2016
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pussy jerking

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick
by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017
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Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!
by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
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