Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.

"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."

by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010

Italian ice

a word me and aly use wen descibin (certain) stuff

"this one guy and his girl were foolin around wen an italian ice just happened to slip outta nowhere"

by Jesse Ward November 10, 2006

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011

italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

by scabbrain April 5, 2010

Italian Massage

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.

Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.

by fetusbob August 6, 2022

Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021