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Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010
mugGet the Italian Mud Basketmug.

Italian ice

a word me and aly use wen descibin (certain) stuff
"this one guy and his girl were foolin around wen an italian ice just happened to slip outta nowhere"
by Jesse Ward November 10, 2006
mugGet the Italian icemug.

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011
mugGet the The Italian Ice Jobmug.

italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
by scabbrain April 5, 2010
mugGet the italian lawn dartmug.

Italian Massage

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.
No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage
by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011
mugGet the Italian Massagemug.
when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020
mugGet the No picture! **in Italian accent**mug.

Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.
Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.
by Yugyps July 7, 2021
mugGet the Italian hot tubmug.

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