Horn Nugget

The act of rubbing shit, on your genitals, for pleasure

John: Hey, you wanna give me a horn nugget.
Sarah: Whats a horn nugget.
John: it's when you rub shit on my dick

by Klikbate89 July 23, 2025

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 8, 2022

Bull Horns

Jenny.

Wow, her bull horns can puncture a heart!

by Brown niña eater November 1, 2021

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them

Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong

by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013