hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

by fat mark April 30, 2003

put a hook in that

making someone your man or your female!

Damn, shawty cold! Imma put a hook in that.

by Jessi82 May 27, 2007

jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook

the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.

by jay c. May 24, 2006

Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011

hook up

sqeeze out a cleveland steamer

when we hook up,she always gives me a cleveland steamer

by yoo momma June 26, 2006

Serbian Fish Hook

The act of sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, sticking your finger in their ass, and then up you own nose.

Gross! Dejan just gave himself another Serbian Fish Hook...

by Frank Poncherello April 7, 2009

mind hook up

A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.

Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.

Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.

by ENZO_5 October 15, 2010