When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!
Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013
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Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
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It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.
A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)
It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.
A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)
Example:
Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping
Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping
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