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HangOver Monday

Is when you drink so much on Friday Night that you obtain a level that is beyond drunk and the "consequences" of this ritual are that you don't have your hangover until Monday morning.
"Where is Curle today? Why isn't he here to teach this class!"
"It's HangOver Monday he is probably so hungover he is in a coma!"
"Ah I see......"
by Ace2113 May 6, 2004
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john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
by The king Friday September 17, 2013
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Handon

Handon-Endgame bitches
I just watched The Vampire Diaries and Delena is such Handon.
by Babybebz April 29, 2020
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Josh's Hangout Lounge

1. A chat room on Ares, the P2P program.

2. Another name for "Come here if you suck unless your name is Amish Businessman."

3. No one likes c!au. Not even his parents.
1. Hey let's all go to Josh's Hangout Lounge! Then we can ask everyone for Teened's hashlink!

2. Hmm...According to this, I must suck. Oh wait, no I don't, I'm Amish Businessman!

3. Seriously, screw that guy.
by Amish Businessman August 6, 2007
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live music hangover

when your head hurts like you had too much vodka, but it's really a headache from rockin' so hard!
I went to an awesome concert last night, but today I have live music hangover. My head is killing me! it's like I drank all night!
by kandiisdandy July 24, 2011
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poo hangover

A cross between exhaustion and euphoria, usually lasting for about a half hour, that one experiences after taking a huge shit.
Guy 1: I just dropped a HUGE load and now I've got a wicked poo hangover.
Guy 2: Dude, the best thing for that is to sit down and take it easy for a few minutes.
by bammo July 8, 2009
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italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
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