The little dried pieces of shit that are stuck on the inside of a toilet bowl; usually the result of an explode-a-poo.
When I peed in Stewart's toilet, I tried to knock off some of the poo niblets, but they wouldn't come off. He's going to have to use a power washer or something.
by bammo July 08, 2009
A cross between exhaustion and euphoria, usually lasting for about a half hour, that one experiences after taking a huge shit.
Guy 1: I just dropped a HUGE load and now I've got a wicked poo hangover.
Guy 2: Dude, the best thing for that is to sit down and take it easy for a few minutes.
Guy 2: Dude, the best thing for that is to sit down and take it easy for a few minutes.
by bammo July 08, 2009
When every molecule of shit in your body exits in about 1/1000 of a second, literally exploding out of your ass. The type of poo that leaves poo niblets in the toilet bowl long after you've left the bathroom.
I had to go so bad, the moment my ass touched the toilet seat I had a total explode-a-poo. I think some bounced up and stuck on my ass.
by bammo July 08, 2009
The burning sensation you feel on your asshole after shitting out the spicy mexican food you ate last night.
I new I shouldn't have eaten that nasty burrito platter. I just took a shit and now I've got fire star!
by bammo July 08, 2009