riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017

sack and his boys

To insert a fat chode into another boys anus.

I sack and his boys into your dad.

by Sack and his boys November 15, 2017

pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type

Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!

by Agent Doof July 13, 2021