relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire October 01, 2014
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goggling

derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.

It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'.
by Hexbomber January 04, 2011
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Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.
Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.
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Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.
Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.
by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014
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Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
by ZeroFromLoDo May 06, 2013
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Single Goggles

Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.
You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.
by ninjaincombat. October 20, 2014
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