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Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.
by BigBlake August 3, 2012
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burmuda goggles

A man placing his nut sack entirely over his partners eyes as to cover each eye with each nut.
I took a deep swim last night with James. The Burmuda goggles he gave me were quite arousing.
by Pibber September 8, 2017
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Red goggles

When a girls take her period blood and draws circles around your eyes
"Dude I pissed off my girl and she gave me red goggles"
by ShadowReaper May 6, 2018
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Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."
by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012
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Webb Goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options
you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there

mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
by lil consent January 22, 2024
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Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
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goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses
got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent
by LJD2807 May 22, 2023
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