ass goblin

see: mike pragnell

aaa! its mike!!

by nick May 19, 2004

nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

by Eljato October 24, 2008

Goblin King

A sexually ambiguous pretty boy with potatoe fetish.

Someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others

I fucking hate Goblin King. He's so much more popular then I am.

by Six January 18, 2004

Godlin

to cake it.

Maddy and Eric watched Enrico and Jenna godlin on the sidewalk.

by Maddy Lenziniiii September 8, 2009

Goblin

A drug fiend. Someone who abuses or steals drugs

Harry has gone from just experimenting with pot to being a total goblin about the whole thing, man.

by The Krunk Wizard Giz August 9, 2006

Ass goblin

One who is a goblin and lives in an ass.

You, my good fellow, are an assgoblin

by CANDON! October 19, 2004

goblin mode

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.

Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?

by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 29, 2022