pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

Garden

A space of land with lots of plants such as trees, flowers, grass, etc.

Person A: Hey! Do you wanna see my garden? I grew some tomatoes!
Person B: What is a garden?
Person A: It's a space with lots of plants! From cabbages to strawberries!
Person B: Oh! I see now. I would like to see it.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

Kinky Garden Hose

When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .

Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017

Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.

Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.

by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018