flying fuck

Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.

Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."

Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."

Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."

by Swivelnuts November 10, 2011

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.

by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007

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Flying Sex

when you have sex will skydiving

Me and my girlfriend went skydiving so I decided to have Flying Sex with her and she agreed to it.

by Frightfuldog November 10, 2009

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flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.

1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009

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