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free country

If any of the Americans who say that the USA is the only free country in the world actually left their own country they'd realise they were talking shit...
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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hands free fapping

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012
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free 99

A slang term for something that's free
Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99
by AC February 7, 2004
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Free Hugs Shirt Theory

The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
by BJ.M April 19, 2009
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furry fredrickson

The act of shitting on a woman's/man's pubic region, smearing the shit into the hairs, and then proceeding to lick, and kiss the shit off of the area, it works well with blowjobs/eating out.
"Johnny gave his hairy girlfriend a furry fredrickson, and then proceeded to stick his tongue into her canyon."
by Raymundo January 5, 2005
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I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."
by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010
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Celebrity Free Pass

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 April 11, 2011
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