Ford

First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)

Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

FIRST ON RACE DAY

by wrktruk October 16, 2008

ford

FORD: Fix or Repair Daily

Does what it says on the tin.

by Mooresy May 13, 2005

Ford

The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!

"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!

by Dodgefreak June 5, 2011

Ford Fugly

An ugly automobile that was produced by Ford; usually more than 10 years old. This term is usually associated with the Pinto, Escort, and the new Th!nk.

1:Hey man, my parents finally bought me a car.
2:What is it?
1:It's a '93 Ford Escort.
2:Wow, I hope they didn't pay too much for that Ford Fugly.

by Limberlost April 29, 2007

Ford

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dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!

by B123456789k November 5, 2008

Florida

The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.

Yes, its my 16th birthday! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now.

*cuts it out of a cereal box*

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Ford

Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang

"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."

by silvrain February 19, 2003