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Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
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Flopping

The act of pretending an undesirable political outcome puts you in serious physical danger, for the pupose of portraying people with whom you disagree as inherently violent or uncivil.
Perfected by American lefists in the aftermath of the 2016 presedential election, most notably through gimmicks like wearing "safety pins" in public and social media ramblings.

Derives from the act known as "flopping" in basketball, where a player pretends to get hurt in order to have a fouled called against an opponent.
Person A: dude this safety pin thing is catching on.
Person B: Yup. The left really takes flopping to a whole new level.
by bengera November 14, 2016
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slipper flop

It's it a type of slide shoe that you slide on that your mama take off to whoop yo ass
Bob: yo my momma pulled out the slipper flop on me today
Arthur: what's a slipper flop
Bob: a slide shoe
by Haley5023 January 29, 2022
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Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker
‘I’m playing pro clubs’
FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’
by Spunk Jar July 5, 2021
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Flop

Alex Telles
Alex Telles is the biggest flop of 2020
by dzy324 February 22, 2021
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Flippity Floop Flop

Another way to say Fucking Fuck, Fuckity Fuck Fuck, etc. A nicer way to say phrases containing Fuck or any other conjugation of the word.
Girl: What are those people doing over there?
Boy: I don't know what the flippity floop flop is going on over there.
by redsolocup1990 November 16, 2021
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Mic Flop

This is the opposite of a mic drop. It's when some does or says something in a public forum, thinking it will be a quintessential mic drop moment, but it comes off awkward, reeking of Fremdschämen (secondhand embarrassment), and is just an epic fail. Depending on the person/forum/action, instead of applause or renown, there's backlash or ridicule.

A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
The best man thought he was being clever but that 'Man. Bear. Pig.' joke in front of the groom's new wife and in-laws was a total mic flop.

The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.

Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?

Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
by Tori⁷ from HR April 30, 2025
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