The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
Get the self-first mug.Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.
She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013
Get the fire spitting dragon mug.Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:
The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014
Get the First Law of Ecumomics mug.Person 1: Why is there bitches in your house?
Person 2: I don't know!
Person 1: Because they want that fire cock.
Person 2: I don't know!
Person 1: Because they want that fire cock.
by Super gg January 3, 2017
Get the Fire cock mug.1) noun - A group of bears that have been set aflame
2) adj./adv. phrase - a slang expression to add emphasis, excitement, or intensity to a sentence. Usually used to describe something hot, flaming, burning etc.
3) noun - a slang expression meaning to rebel. Usually yelled in a battle cry fashion to express the fact to everyone you are going against the man
(Got its third meaning in response to the censorship to have bears on fire)
2) adj./adv. phrase - a slang expression to add emphasis, excitement, or intensity to a sentence. Usually used to describe something hot, flaming, burning etc.
3) noun - a slang expression meaning to rebel. Usually yelled in a battle cry fashion to express the fact to everyone you are going against the man
(Got its third meaning in response to the censorship to have bears on fire)
2."My eyes burn like a bear on fire"
2."She's as hot as a bear on fire"
2."Alright for my next trick i have a bear...and fire...BAM! It's a bear on fire."
3."Screw it, i'm doing it anyway. BEARS ON FIRE!"
2."She's as hot as a bear on fire"
2."Alright for my next trick i have a bear...and fire...BAM! It's a bear on fire."
3."Screw it, i'm doing it anyway. BEARS ON FIRE!"
by Farrett November 30, 2009
Get the bears on fire mug.A drinking game where each player must chug an entire beer. First both players each place one end of a piece toilet paper in each others butt(perferably 5 squares in length) The middle of the toilet paper is then Lit. Each player must finish their beer before they can pull out the toilet paper and may not start to drink before the fire is lit. (Also known as Fire in the Whole)
Luc: hea Jon I hear you have a challenge in butt fire game?
Jon: Are you challenging me or is Chris?
Chris: no way in hell my ass hairs are burned from butt fire game last night.
Jon: Are you challenging me or is Chris?
Chris: no way in hell my ass hairs are burned from butt fire game last night.
by butfiregame January 4, 2008
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