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Father

Its a thing that most people these days have
What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK
by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023
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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
by Corb fucker December 12, 2021
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father's stove

The inside of your father's butt
Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
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father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.
My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.
by person with opinions March 21, 2018
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Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something
"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"
by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022
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Bootleg Spongebob Father

The Bootleg SpongeBob father is the parent of bootleg spongebob.

Appearance

It is unknown what they wear.

"This image was taken from a split second frame in a corrupted bootleg of the SpongeBob episode 'Dumped.' Other than the image, the rest of the video is composed of incomprehensible jumbles of colors, static, or just black screens. The audio seems to be a heavily distorted version of the audio from the original episode, with loud, droning buzzes occasionally interrupting it. The bootleg tape itself was found in December 2004 by a group of 5 teenagers from the city rummaging around in a trash can within an abandoned mental institution. Of these 5 individuals, 2 have committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment on the tape, and the last hastily agreed to give paranormal investigators the tape shortly after being interviewed about the suicide and disappearances of the other 3 persons. The current whereabouts of the tape are unknown, and many who stare at this image for a long enough period of time claim to see SpongeBob blink..."
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by Your bob August 30, 2022
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father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
mommy where did father go to get the milk
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