fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

fair slay

sharia

P.S. cCc dr lecter cCc

a different way to define necessary or compulsory execution

ok ok, i was the murderer, fair slay

by lecter hekim December 31, 2018

Fair whether fisherman

A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.

I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019

Fair Weather Fan

Aint aka Aintboutdatlyfe#2528

Fair Weather Fan:

Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"

Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"

Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"

by Sweetunee May 2, 2019

Fainey

The best dank memer who loves to scatter and shoot in the air. If he gets into command his first command is usually scatter back. Somebody says that he is a big weeb and also he may be a trap. He plays hoi4 and always wins against mo the swe.

Oh no look! Fainey is in command he is going to scatter back again!

by Erich's pet moose June 6, 2019

Faife

When a female (emits) gas from the (anus) that travels forward into the vagina before it is released (audibly) from the (vagina).

That's not a queef, it's a faife

by Ashley Aurand June 9, 2019