Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan

One who has to much money and no idea what to spend it on.

Evan:hmmm I have enough to buy this
Bob:do you really need that
Evan:no but yes

by Tttyyyy February 15, 2020

evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021

Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.

You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.

by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024

Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Ayden Evans

King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)

Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted

by Level132MafiaSoldier December 3, 2019