Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

by etRock November 8, 2016

Ethan Sawer

Is a dust pan at hockey and all sports played, and will never be married and will never have kids.

Ethan Sawer is such a dust pan when you check his it is like a sand storm

by Tordus February 9, 2020

James-Ethan

a quirky boy with a hot girlfriend

James-Ethan is one lucky guy

by girl3389 November 30, 2020

Ethan Nip

Ethan Nip is also known as nipster the hipster. He’s An awesome dude with a catchphrase “I don’t know” if encountered get a camera, stay far away and talk like an Australian guy y’know the guy on those National Geographic’s he likes to talk a lot but isn’t passionate he’s also a follower who will do anything to fit in ex. Play paper.io if someone else is but he’s mostly a nice dude who likes weird dirty jokes he would also make jokes about Mathew which surprise surprise is his middle name

random guy:Hey look! it's NIPSTER THE HIPSTER at starbucks

Ethan Nip: das where the name comes from
Ethan Nip: stupid not knowing the name lookin ass mother fucka

random guy: FUCK YOU
Ethan Nip: Pops 5 bullets in that motha fucka
Ethan Nip: How do you like me now bitch
*Meme gansta music plays*

by astupidkidwithweirdmemes January 29, 2019

Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

Ethan Holt

A little shit cunt bastard prick who bears a stunning resemblence to a guinea pig or other small rodent

Ethan Holt: Your Dads Dead

by Oisin Colledge May 29, 2020

Ethan L

Ethan L is a femboy furry who likes to lick big oily men. He has zero rizz and loves to rub his balls on the backs of men.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.

Hey Ethan L

by ILoveFeat69 July 22, 2023