Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.

He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?

by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse

I can't English today

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

by krisxian January 31, 2024

english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka

I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary

by HannaDanna February 3, 2024

ENGLISH SCAMMERS

the "ENGLISH SCAMMERS" was a group created by trappers M1 ,T1.Z ,K1 , L7, BK, C4, KB2, and NK . The group had strong connections to a Brixton gang run by BEARZY and this gave them street reputation and helped the group remain feared by many. Members NK , KB2 , C4 and BK all distanced away from the group causing it to be abandoned and the group no longer existed The members who stuck together D2, K1, M1 , T1.Z and L7 have formed a new group and are still active in the bando till this day and still have ongoing beef with former member BK

THE English Scammers had links to Brixton gang leader bearzy and this provided them with protection

by mr.daddy April 23, 2023