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Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs
The meth engineer is building small projects
by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019
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QA engineer

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!
Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession
My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.
by martcraft June 6, 2018
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engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.
I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!
by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023
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GP2 Engine

Fernando Alonso's comment on the Mclaren MP4-30's Honda engines, he got overtaken by Max Verstappen's Toro Rosso on the straights, making this famous comment
by Belkan September 12, 2024
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Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.
A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.
by stargazer64 August 3, 2016
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