He's the nicest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He will drop everything for you, whenever you want to talk, when you want to cry, or you just wanna chill in silence. He has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect smile that will light up your day. He's the person you go to when you need advice. He will give you the best hugs and will make you feel so safe. You'll only have to know him for a little bit to know that he's a keeper. He's typically your favorite person and the one you want to do everything with. When you lay eyes on him, your entire world shifts. His features are so perfect and go along with each other so beautifully. He's the guy you never want to lose. He's funny, and is super sarcastic. He's the person you want to be with 24/7/365. He changes your perspective on the world and brightens your mindset. He makes you smile, and laugh until your head hurts. He'll take care of you when your sick and he'll make sure you're okay before he is. Eli is the most amazing person you'll encounter in a lifetime. He's the guy, that even if y'all don't talk anymore, he's still in your mine and you wont forget about him. The memories you make with Eli are the one you don't ever want to forget. Treat your Eli like royalty. He's been through a lot, he deserves everything and more. He's worth your time. He's worth more then towers of gold. Don't ever lose your Eli, you'll regret it.
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A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
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Get the Eli Kopter mug.cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,
and nigs
and nigs
"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
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Johan eli is very dedicated, strong, handsome, funny, loving and full of energy. Always ready to go on a spontanious adventure
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