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Going Edward

The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.
Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!
by sammer! January 11, 2009
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cole edward thompson

by stephen fender August 24, 2011
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Oliver Edwards

when referring to Oliver Edwards in the most southerly parts of england, you refer to the said person as a clumsy, lanky, general fool.
Oh you are such an Oliver Edwards as you just collapsed on the floor while attempting to catch a ball.
by halobrute117 November 8, 2012
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The Edwards Test

An experiment to test the durability of an object, which involves suspending the object upside down
"I'm not sure if my models glue will hold together, I'll do the Edwards Test".
by Dunn3 April 8, 2020
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Dirty daniel edwards

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.
I was on a dating app and ended up doing a “dirty Daniel Edwards
by Rupert bear April 17, 2020
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Edward Cullen

A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)
Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids:
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!

Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.

A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
by Chris2k10 August 3, 2010
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Edward Cullen

A gay vampire in the book "Twilight" by Stephanie Dumbass
-fuck the dumb shit called Edward Cullen.
by MasterPie June 22, 2008
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