dylan woodward

A Man typically of Asian dissent, Who is Unusually attracted to minors.

Dylan Woodward took that youngling into the bathroom an hasn’t been scene since.

by Poobare27 July 27, 2020

Dylan Chandler

Crazy mother fucker massive cock and fucks but can be a pussay but all around great dude

Dylan Chandler broke me.

by 2849264 February 12, 2019

Dylans Cock

its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.

woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*

by Benamino :D March 20, 2021

Dylan Mills

A kid who does a bunch of drugs and hangs out with Damien Garza and Evan Callham

Dylan mills does too much drugs!

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

Dylan Bruno

An actor from Numb3rs. Plays Special Agent Colby Granger.
Extremely sexy. A hella hot cop, too.

1: Did you see Dylan Bruno in Numb3rs last night?
2: Yeah! He was so sexy in his bullet-proof vest!

by peacewithemptytowns January 05, 2010

dylan koch

A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets

Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch

by DougKochStan112 June 14, 2021

dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.

Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.

by A_dickhead_hater August 10, 2019