Dopple drunk

Someone who looks like you and is you
But they say and do things when you are drunk
And you can’t remember

Last night you where acting crazy dancing all over that bar. What? I don’t remember that must have been my dopple drunk

by Yeti Vendetti May 1, 2021

drunk leslie

Drinks a lot and starts to get really mean. Tears are not uncommon.

Ut oh, drunk leslie is here.

by NotJeffHaHa January 23, 2021

Pat drunk

Pat Drunk: getting so drunk you say things you don't mean...and mean things you don't say....

Example:
#1 you told that girl you loved her last night!
#2. I know dude...I didn't mean it at all...I was Pat drunk....

by Patrick Crebbles December 28, 2013

punk drunk

A state achieved by getting drunk as fuck and doing adderall so you can drink more. While in this state, you feel the compulsive need to fight people, break shit and listen to loud music.

I drank a 12 pack, did some shots and blew some speed at this house party. I was so punk drunk i wanted to smash everything in the fucking house and fight dudes.

by anon2320 January 22, 2014

Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.

My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...

by Drifter766 April 19, 2015

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians

Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.

by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022