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Panic at the Disco

Quite possibly the worst band in the history of the world. They're even worse than Fall Out Boy and the Jonas Brothers combined, which is seriously saying something. You might be able to use the term "music", if you use it loosely. Most people think that their noisy excuse for music might fit into the genre of "emo-core", but even then, it would a compliment, so they have they're own genre, known as "new-age piss-core". The "band" has four members, all of which are extremely gay and therefore do not want girls, much less 13-year-old girls. Most of their songs include melodies that were sampled from more popular and better bands, such as Led Zeppelin, the Who, and the Beatles. They are below rap and hip-hop, both of which suck terribly, and is the single-celled organism stage of music. And then, just to finish it off, they took out the only cool thing about them: the "!", which put them even lower than they were.
Hitler is better than 'Panic at the Disco'.

Panic at the Disco by tylerkillspoon February 22, 2009
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panic! at the disco 

a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.
bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?
panic! at the disco by myy love. January 11, 2009

Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.
Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

Mattress Disco 

What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.
Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.
Mattress Disco by Kawabio November 12, 2009

panic at the disco fan 

Bitch was a panic at the disco fan...

panic at the disco fan 

stupid little girls who need a life and better taste in music.
girl one: omfg, im such a panic at the disco fan! BRENDON, MARRY ME.
girl two: omfg, stfu kthnx. imma go shoot brendon in the face now.
girl one: OMFG, NO!! -cries-

true story.
panic at the disco fan by girl two December 20, 2006

Panic At The Disco

A band that used to be amazing, and was actually my favorite band, until they turned into pot smoking, sellouts.
Person 1: You wanna go to the Panic At The Disco show tonight?

Person 2: Pshh, maybe if they didn't do as much coke.
Panic At The Disco by Aust!n. July 17, 2009