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Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.
“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021
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Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.
Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.
by Finger food September 24, 2016
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balling dirt

the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands
*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"
by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 11, 2019
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dirt cert

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition
by Joey May 13, 2005
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dirt city

an everyday mother fuckin asperation to become more than what society has catagorized you when you where born!
dont look at me wrong or i will show you my dirt city (revolver)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)
by im a mother fuckin pimp August 27, 2009
mugGet the dirt citymug.

Ah Dirt

Something said as a cuss. Would be used in place of: ah fuck, ah shit, as god damn.
Wade yelled "ah dirt" as the beer was spilt on his head at the beach.
by ahdirt January 27, 2009
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