detech

v. To refuge from electronic and digital technology. To "get away from it all", "disconnect from the world", unplug, escape from the ever-presence of our technologically developing world. Could refer to personal communication and entertainment devices, home automation, even shielding from radio and microwave transmission.

Sally- "I'm so stressed from my boss hounding my Blackberry during a holiday."

Sue- "Sounds like you need to take a mental health day and detech for a bit. You could stand to read a good book or take a hike."

Sally- "That sounds great!"

by ukilledthecat January 18, 2011

detroit losing streak

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.

"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

by Bark Twain March 9, 2017

Deterrent

A thing that discourages or is intended to discourage someone from doing something.

Cameras are a major deterrent to crime

by twitchyPup February 2, 2021

detated

Removed, Chopped

WHAM, his Capa was detated from his head

by sivkrml April 20, 2021

Detarded

Mentally restrained

Are you fucking detarded

by Ricky lafluer October 5, 2021

Detroit 7up

A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.

"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

Rectal Detatchment

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....

*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"

by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010