Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

Oh my DAVE! by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009

girl Dave 

shropshire man/bird with a nirish fetish often found wallowing in others sick and wearing a blue cap. loves to cane a bowl of smash with bisto chicken gravy and drink a bottle of vodka before attempting to execute a taxi driver with the energy sword. resides in squalor in chester.

dude, girl dave was all like, "wheres nirish? hes got my vodka and smash!"

girl Dave by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

mad dave 

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

mad dave by bob April 7, 2004

Cowboy Dave 

Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.

Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!

All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?

Cowboy Dave by reado July 23, 2008

Pulling a Dave 

When a person is quiet or only responds with simple quips or acknowledgements, such as “oh yeah” or “huh” when Rick is talking.

Rick was talking away about something he had repeated 4 times so I was to pulling a Dave when I said oh yeah

Pulling a Dave by Balls of fire November 27, 2020

Stickman Dave 

A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse

On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"

Stickman Dave by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004

[delicious dave] 

is an amazing guitarist.! :] is delicious, by far the most amazing in the band. EVERYBODY IS DEFINITLEY COMPARED TO DELICIOUS DAVE. but, in reality nobody could even come as #2.

at a concert
Ann: "Dude, Delicious Dave i want your kid!!"
Raquel: "Yea, man. Hes a lucky man ;]!"
Ann: "NOVEMBER 3RD!!"

[delicious dave] by delicious' hot friends. February 4, 2009