Drop a post

Take a dump.

Brb, need to drop a post…

by Juximus August 27, 2022

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

Ankle Drop

Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.

Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.

I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.

I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

Dropped a Truffle

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Dropping Pink

When a female is on Top during sex and she forcefully slams her cooter in her mans face.

Hey man, I was trying to call you last night.

Oh sorry dude, I couldn't hear my phone because my girl was dropping pink in my face.

by Evoames November 19, 2015

TEXT DROPPING

WHEN YOU READ SOMEONE'S TEXT OVER THEIR SHOULDER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING

I was text dropping on the guy next to me and found out he's having an affair.

by giantsgirl December 7, 2009

Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.

"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."

by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014