Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
by bandcampgirl183 November 02, 2005
“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”
by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019
when you are itchy all over and not sure of the cause: when anything irritates your skin such as fabrics, pets, soaps and you keep scratching yourself and can't stop
This all started when I used a cheap generic fabric softener in the dryer. I forgot the name of it, but the word "fluffy" was in the name. Everyone in the household started itching and scratching the next few days. So now when anyone is scratching for any reason, they say " I think I have a case of Mr. McFluffy disease!!!!"
by mougie December 16, 2013
The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.
at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"
by Mattyfromduntucky May 05, 2021
by BNDFORME October 12, 2021
See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.
gosh, that was tiring.
gosh, that was tiring.
by peachy101101 April 19, 2011
Woah you have that Benjamin button disease
by Xoxo.J June 15, 2015