Nature's Dirt Bike
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
by Banana Jim April 23, 2009
Get the Dirt Deermug. “Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021
Get the Wetting the dirtmug. an everyday mother fuckin asperation to become more than what society has catagorized you when you where born!
dont look at me wrong or i will show you my dirt city (revolver)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)
by im a mother fuckin pimp August 27, 2009
Get the dirt citymug. by ahdirt January 27, 2009
Get the Ah Dirtmug. Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
by wci2003 April 11, 2019
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands
*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"
by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020
Get the balling dirtmug. A sandwich that consists of a baked potatoe and a chicken breast. Yup, that's it, a dry ass potatoe and chicken sandwich that tastes like dirt.
by Dick Lesomo January 28, 2020
Get the Dirt sandwichmug.