For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.
by lil nig 🤭 August 27, 2019
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss March 29, 2014
the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 10, 2010
When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back
by Themuncherito October 13, 2019
by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017
A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
by JSBC March 23, 2021