Crusty

someone or something that is Disgusting Nasty Annoying or dirty

See that guy over there he's crusty.

by pimpingpartypalace August 20, 2012

Crusty

Something or someone that is ratchet and dirty.

Thomas is a crusty piece of crust.

by Manning10 September 4, 2013

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends

Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left

by Bucky stills December 23, 2023

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023