covid thriving

1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic

2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse

Gary told me he hasn’t cried at work since Tuesday, he’s really covid thriving

by Tamarshmallow March 26, 2022

Covid Christmas

Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.

Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.

by CovidFun December 25, 2021

Trump is Covid-19⁺

A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.

That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.

by Covido October 2, 2020

Covid feelings

Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.

“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “

by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

covid cure

The holy water, mixture of water and meth. Gospel to save your from death. Intravenous enlightening nutrition fed fungi.

I sure need to 180° this pandemic covid cure with the 45° by your stripes I'm healed gospel decree.

by CMD88 June 24, 2020

Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021