Coke-a-holic

oliver

Yo you know that Oliver, he is such a coke-a-holic.

by BIGDICKEDBOI47 April 27, 2021

Coke Fiend

Weasel.

you see that weasel over there hes a mad coke fiend

by jonkerssss August 17, 2023

Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

Coke shocker

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums

I just got my nails did....they are perfect for the coke shocker now.

by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017

Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him

Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have

by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

Coke

If two people write the same thing at the same time, the first one to notice can claim a coke off the other one.

However, disputes arise to whether said comments are effectively "identical".

Bob: Is anyone going out for lunch today?
Jane: Nope
Mary: Nah
Jane: Coke!

by Slave Khaki Shirt June 11, 2010