Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

sauce cleaner

A dude who is normally a fuckboi, thinks he's the shit, but on the inside is actually a butt licker. A sauce cleaner likes to lick cum off of guys dicks after giving them a hand job.

Yo I hate that kid, he's probably a sauce cleaner." cum lick sauce cleaner fuckboi dick glaze handjob

by Fratboy1996 March 17, 2015

Box cleaner

Lesbian

She's not straight, she's a box cleaner

by Wlyl3 January 5, 2016

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

penis cleaner

One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.

Your mother is a penis cleaner

by Tonacious d April 24, 2018

Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties

Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.

by MrShocker May 1, 2018