middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

by SahilGagrai March 25, 2017

Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!

My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021

standard character classes

These are typical stat builds and/or fighting styles for characters in videogames.

They are Mighty Glacier, Glass Cannon, Fragile Speedster, and Jack of All Stats

Keep in mind that these are types that are used because they maintain competitive balance.

Dude what were the standard character classes again?

Mighty Glacier, Glass Cannon, Fragile Speedster, and Jack of All Stats man.

I need to remember that better. Thanks dude.

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

NDV class of 2022

Best class everrrrrrr 💗👨🏻

Omg is that ndv class of 2022??!!! That’s the best class ndv’s ever had

by Kayseeyuh June 8, 2022

ndp swim class

the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.

"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."

by problematic llama January 20, 2019

boys in my class

fat pieces of shit, always screaming things in class, moaning during a game of downball and are all overall arseholes

'hey, is that the boys in my class'?
'yeah :( theyre screaming stuff again

by koonyobii February 27, 2022

Class Talkative girl

This is the person who basically is the talkative one they’ll be the one person in class who always makes jokes or talks when the teacher says something and is like a pick me girl but for not just a boy but everyone.

I think she’s a talkative girl all she does is crack jokes or act like a pick me girl.
For example: (teacher says): let’s start in our journals for logical science
(Talkative girl) or maybe make some logical sense.
(Class): {laughs}
A talkative girl is defined by: being the class clown & pick me girl
I define a class talkative girl as some one who talks to much

by Bella (girl with a point) August 16, 2021