Chris Petrikis

A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms.

I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for.

by Gabloomy October 3, 2008

Chris TDL, Inc.

Chris TDL Inc is a cooperative include all "Chris TDL" companies, such as Chris TDL AI Project, Chris TDL Council, The Chris TDL Post and Chris TDL Store.

François: How many companies own Chris TDL, Inc. have?
Michel: 4 or 5 for the moment I think.
François: Ok that's cool!

by EdwardVoce April 25, 2021

Chris

The most amazing guy ever, who spends his life trying to have fun and keep his girlfriend happy. He is wanted by every girl around him, but he will never be unfaithful to his girlfriend. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you do meet one, you want to keep him close.

girl 1: "He is such a sweet guy."
girl 2: "Yeah, he's a real Chris."

by Kiley1208 November 5, 2011

Chris Benoit

Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.

Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.

by Mr Harold June 14, 2010

Chris

Just an average name. No huge cocks, attractive bodies or sexy voices it's just a goddamn name nothin special

" Chris is nothing special!" said Chris as he looked up his name on Urban Dictionary

by Asian No: 69 December 31, 2014

Chrysler

Also: Dodge, Plymouth Cars and trucks that break down often and litter the sides of highways. The vehicle of choice of nerds, nosepickers, pedophiles, obese, physically challenged, and the self-rightious religious (because they think it has the word Christ in it). Usually the back is covered by stickers, medallions, magnets, etc so that when they drive under the speed limit in the passing lane, sit through a green light, or break down on the side of the road, people have something to read.

When you say 'Turd On Wheels' people don't know if you are talking about the Chrysler or the driver.

by SteveW1991 October 21, 2010

Chris

The only guy in the world i have ever felt this way about. It's true love and he is amazing. He is the sweetest guy i have ever met and i couldnt ask for a better guy in my life. He is adorable and has the most amazing curly hair. Anyone that would ever pass up a guy like this is insanely crazy. He makes me laugh more than anyone else in the entire world and i can spend hours just talking to him and never running out of things to say. He is beautiful on the inside and out and if you ever have a Chris losing it would be the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone. He has this power to make any girl that he gives time to feel like you really mean something to someone and its the best feeling ever imagined. I love you Chris <3

See the guy over there, he is amazing and mine.....Thats my Chris get your own bitches...!!!

by StimpylovesRen March 18, 2011