Chimpressive

An act performed by a chimp that other chimps or humans find particularly intriguing.

guy1: Whoa, did you see that ape pawn the gorilla?
guy2: Chimpressive.

by dude63 December 8, 2014

chimney clog

When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.

My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.

by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015

chimnet

The greatest collection of sites on the internet

Chimnet changed my life, not for the better, but it changed it.

by mistermagooooo December 6, 2015

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It August 8, 2016

chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

chimptranzee

A derogatory term used to describe some one whom is both black/African American and also transgender mostly used as negative slander

John: "Hey Bill did you hear that black kid Terrell is transgender and wants people to call him/her Latasha?"

Bill: "Yeah what a fucking chimptranzee!"

by Ezekiel Corneliez4444 November 3, 2017