cardacopter

Adjective: used to describe it when you do something so amazing that it is equivalent, or superior in coolness to blowing up an airborne helicopter with a car lunched at it through using a tollbooth as a ramp.

Damn man that so was cardacopter

by Joshua Lamont July 6, 2008

Card on

A woman hard on for when a male is buying her alot of stuff with his credit card. Esentially, gets horny when money (credit cards) is spent on her.

Jenny got such a card on when I took her shopping at Saks fifth avenue. She was ready to bang me in the dressing stall.

by d1rewolf17 March 9, 2009

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

Cardboardanno

Cardboardanno - A Cardboard Piano, A Piano made of Cardboard.
A Cardboard Piano is silent.

Some folk mistakenly believe practising on a cardboardanno to be the first step on the rung to achieving Concert Pianist status.

Believed by some to be a usefull tool in fingering excercises.

The Manufacture of Cardboardannos contribute to the destruction of the rain forest.

As usefull as a Cardboardanno.

Stop playing that Cardboardanno so loudly you dick.

She spent all day fingering her Cardboardanno.

Customs will not let you in with that cardboardanno on you.

He gave up air guitar for the Cardboardanno.

Play the Cardboardanno then, see if I care.

by Newmelodics October 1, 2011

Cardi B

A mistake, normally a silly one but occasionally it can refer to a serious mistake that affects humanity as a whole.

Example 1 “Oh man, I just made a Cardi B.”
Example 2 “I have made a severe and continuous Cardi B”

by KnowledgeablePenguin69 September 24, 2020

cardiac exam

When an individual on a med-school course wishes to have sex with a non-med school individual. She considers sexual intercourse the bargaining chip to get him to agree to the cardic examination where she opens up his chest cavity and pokes the cardiac muscle.

So you know how i’m a med student? I’d shag you for a cardiac exam.

by Magicbeans123 January 2, 2021

Cardi B

untalented and obsessed with nicki minaj. also a sex offender who openly admitted to drugging and raping men.

Why is Cardi B still not in prison?

by Derxert June 1, 2021